MIKAYLA: Ooh something smells BAD!
BRAYDEN: It wasn't me...
ME: It wasn't me....
MIKAYLA: Maybe it was Sierra
ME: Honey, Sierra's not here remember??
MIKAYLA: Yeah, but maybe she's tooting in Heaven
BOTH KIDS, LOOKING UP: Thanks a lot, Sierra!
This Afternoon, upon receiving a packet of stuff for Disneyland from Fed-Ex.
ME: Yeah, I'm so excited!
ME, HOLDING THE PACKAGE: THIS is Disneyland!
MIKAYLA, LOOKING VERY DISAPPOINTED: THAT is Disneyland?!
ME: Oh, no honey - it's just the tickets and stuff.....
(For a moment there, I think her dreams were dashed....)